1. He is my dog, that is reason enough for him to kick your dog's ass.
2. He possesses the scariest stare possible.
3. He runs faster than your dog and therefore your dog would not be able to escape his clutches. Yes he broke the land speed record for dogs, beating Lassie by 4.2 seconds, that's fact so u better fuckin believe it.
4. He eats beef jerky and nails for breakfast, so he has claws of steel, plus his balls is so hard he uses them to knock his enemies down, KAPOWWW.
5. He once killed a cow just by barking at it, a post mortem of the cow revealed how its innards were turned into goo, so don't you mes with my dog.
6 comments:
Hansen! Hehee.
Not bad for a newbie. Just make sure this blog goes on lah and not just collect (virtual) dust and cobwebs. :D
This layout used to be my first layout also. Hahahahhaha. Keep rolling!
your nxt entry should be "it's obvious my blog is better than your blog"
I should have guessed this would be your first real post and not about your idolization about someone who has more guts than you.
I'm surprised you're still alive with such a...tough.. dog like that ;)
but sam, this post is about someone who has more guts than him; his dog. and i swear ....hansen has a thing for dogs. and i mean...a thing...thing....you get?
Ooooh, another blow to Hansens blogging esteem.
Hansen, you need a chatbox where we can properly lambast...stuff.
=)
Oh god. That pic of your dog just made my day. He looks so ... emo?
Yeah. Emo's the word.
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